h: if you had to wait for english with him, when he jokes about things that are not even close to funny, stares into your eyes and waits for yur approval…
o: that’s why i’m always late for class…
h: i can’t do that because i can’t.
o: it sometimes pays to have null moral values.

o:… i spilled cherry juice all over my pants. THANK YOU ARSE
h: if didn’t know better i’d say you got dumped by him and now you’re at rage stage…

p.s. i didn’t hope for that to come on my dash when my throat feels like raped by knives. \/

o: i think i overate. my stomach hurts and ears and i’m hyperactive.

o: labai linksma su tavim vaikščiot vakarais nes nesuprantu, ar tu girta ar tau šiaip čiuožia stogas.

h: taigi aš jau sakiau tau tam … devyni tam, kad apsinešiau nuo kavos. Dabar tai išvis apsvaigau nuo to ja… ja… ja… janio.

Oh God. 
In other news - for the third time this spring it’s actually spring.  

o: this one’s bullshit.
h: got it, we’re keeping this one.
o: this one is completely dafuq.
h: delete.

h: i’m thinking what to pack for my trip.
o: what to pack? you own two jumpers and two pairs of pants..
h: oh well, mum will sort that out.

o: it’s their only song that i understand nearly all the lyrics.
h: what do they mean?
o: you asked me but i didn’t say.
h: why?
o: that’s what they mean - you asked me but i didn’t say.
h: what?
o: du hast mir gefragt aber ich hab nichts gesagt means you asked me but i didn’t say.
h:…

i swear that’s how they wrote the lyrics to that song.

h: what do you think? will it break easily?
o: i dunno, i found this site with uke reviews.
h: there’s no such brand on it! adike.
o: well, i dunno, i paid good money for mine and it still broke.
h: that doesn’t count everything breaks around you.

h: i don’t get it. it’s been twenty six minutes and he’s only taken his jacket off

o: i’ve lost one of my wool socks. oh never mind, i’ll just put this one on the other foot when it gets warm

a half hour later.

h: hows your socks?
o: no. i got a bit emotional. i knew my left foot was cold and i felt sad for it but i felt really bad about taking my right foot out of the lovely warm sock therefore making it feel cold again.
h: okay
o: i found a slipper. then my mum came in and found the other sock. it’s so warm now.

the same mind that caused the bevan spree. 39+

h: every time i cross the street and all the cars stop for me i hear ‘walk walk fashion baby’ in my head